Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Procrastinator 2008 Review

Procrastinator 2008
Product Number: 227
How Much:£9.99
Where can I get one: Amazon.co.uk

If you've never had a page-a-day calendar then you're really missing out on a daily dose of entertainment. Remember the fun you had opening advent calendars as a child? Well page-a-day calendars keep that fun going for a whole year and aside from merging Saturday and Sunday in to a single day they do a good job of finding a way to show you something new.

In the past there has been everything from cat-a-day to word-a-day to comic-a-day calendars and the list and sheer variety keeps growing. Aside from maybe a crossword-a-day calendar it's hard to find one quite as distracting as the Procrastinator 2008. Based on the Procrastinator notepad, it includes over 300 pages of “choices, scribbles, lists, decisions and other nonsense” designed to keep you occupied throughout the day.

A typical page could include anything from a doodle pad, a 'which is better' question, a join the dots, a list of preferences and a theater poster for you to draw. All of these are open to you, and the join the dots and theater poster have no pre set structure so you can pretty much draw what you like. This gives you the freedom to take on each item for minutes a piece and take a bit of time from your day

My birthday (27th July, cards welcome) for example features:

A top three list
A maze
A name plate
A sad word to use in conversation today
A fact
A “sporting change” doodle
A top 10 list of drinks for me to rate
A doodle box with random shapes

Giving me every opportunity to explore my imagination within each of the prompts on offer. It would have been easy for the calendar to simply include blank boxes for doodling but thanks to short written statements you are triggered in to action. Likewise the list of 10 drinks gives me a basis to work from and simply asks for my scores.

Other days are as varied and you never quite know what list or doodle you'll be tasked with next. Every so often a new game type is introduced and this further increases the fun to be had.

The Procrastinator 2008, is an aptly named calendar offering great variety. Never has throw-away fun been this throw away, after all once you're done you just tear off the page, and enjoy what the next day may bring.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Blagman Review of the Year

2007 was the year that Blagman took to the road, raiding the Spring Fair, Autumn Fair and Toy Fair generally grabbing every free sample in sight, and telling the truth about them on these very pages. It was also the year of the sidekick where we gave presents to anyone who had the guts to apply, asking for your feedback on just about any mysterious product we sent your way. In amongst all of this we received our 100th, 150th and 200th free product, got a free Birthday and Christmas, and even found time to appear on Kerrang Radio, BBC TV News and in the Times 2 newspaper.

Even in amongst all of that I somehow managed to graduate University, get engaged and start a new job, so 2007 was a year of vast achievements but even in amongst all of that a few blags have stayed in my mind throughout the year. So it's time to look back and reflect on the best and bizarrest products that I attained for free in 2007, before we see what wonders 2008 will bring:

Show of the Year: Toy Fair 2007
Sure it meant a trek to London but there's no denying how much fun this years toy fair was. Around one corner you'd see a giant Sonic, around another a transforming Darth Vader figure and what's that over there? A Stegosaurus made of Lego? Pure madness, but definitely something I'd do again, at the very least it's a great way to see all the Monopoly's, digital pets and Nintendo toys a good 8 months before some of them come out.



Most Expensive Blag: Jack Daniels Chess Set (£200)
It didn't look like I'd top last years £150 Cirondo but in the 11th hour I managed it with a £200 Jack Daniels chess set landing on my desk for free. Play.com deserve the kudos for this, and they'll probably make their money back easily if only one of you buys one so it seems everyone's a winner. Sure it has some strange choices for pieces (since when was a safe something you associate with Jack Daniels?) but it'll be an antique someday... maybe.

Most Useful Blag: simplehuman Bin

You can't argue with the practicalities of this simplehuman Bin. Taking a prime position in my kitchen (between the cat bowls and the kettle) it's something I use every day (heck sometimes more than once). The swinging lid isn't without its annoyances, as if you don't have a hand free to open it you'll smear whatever you're holding over the top, but it shines up nicely with a good polish and adds some class all round.



Most Enjoyable Review: Button up Shawl

Okay so I've never worn it since the review, but it was the most fun I've had finding stupid uses for an unusual product. As an interesting fact the pictures you see in the article were all taken on a self timer by balancing my camera on a DVD stand. This gave me even less time to pose for each of the photos, helping add to the spontaneity of the review. An odd one for sure, but it killed a few minutes and sometimes that's all that matters.



Least Enjoyable Review: Claritweeze

How can I top waxing my legs in 2006? How about plucking my eye brows in 2007? That's what the job required for the Claritweeze from JML. Whilst Marie confirmed it was a very practical product it still hurts yanking hairs from your eye brow. Thankfully something I'll never need to do again, but hopefully it helped a few people to know the product worked.

Limited Edition Blag: K-Swiss

Most of the stuff I blag can be found in a vast number of retailers, but the K-Swiss Lozan II Punk trainers I snagged could only be found in Harvey Nichols and Selfridges. What're more they were made in very limited numbers making it bizzare that I managed to get a pair all to myself. Oh and the £100 price tag made them a the natural choice. Well and they sent them in my size as well, which is a step up from the wrong sizes and single trainer Puma sent in 2006.

Strangest Blag: Purple Gerbil Comic


One of my online shames is reading web comics such as Penny Arcade, VG Cats, and White Ninja Comics, so when I discovered that a brummie had made his own comic I decided to take a peek. What I found was Purple Gerbil.com which made me laugh on a regular basis. So when we hit our100th blag I knew I wanted them to draw a comic for us to mark the occasion, and they came through with not one but two comics suited to the art of blagging.

Biggest Blag: AZBO's

Although also a strange blag, the AZBO's definatelty win this award for quantity alone. When 10 figures turned up worth £10-£12 each I was pretty sure they'd be recalled, but the AZBO team were nice enough to let us keep the figures and give them a really good detailed write up. What we found were brilliant pieces of satire ranging from videogamers, to pot smokers, chubby men to tarty women. Nice, if unusual gifts.

Product of the Year: Pizza Maker


Whenever I tell people what I do I always get asked the same question “So what's the best thing you've blagged” and for 2007 my answer has always been “a Pizza Maker”. Sure it's not the most expensive or the coolest product but by god does it do the job well. So much so that I've had two parties based solely around the thing, with people bringing their own ingredients and really experimenting. Sure it sometimes leads to inedible BBQ sauce and tikka chicken combinations but that's really part of the fun. By far and away this is the product that defines what we set out to do,; exposing useful products that may otherwise be overlooked. Well make sure you don't overlook this one.

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Puzzle Quest: Mobile Review

Product Number: 226

It's amazing the journey some games take. How they can go from a little known titles to something that is soon available on most major platforms merely by word of mouth. Puzzle Quest is one game that has taken such a journey traversing its way from DS to PSP, 360 to Wii and now to mobile. Not bad for a game no one had heard of 12 months ago. And especially not bad for a niche puzzle RPG.

Part of its appeal lies in the way it blends traditional genres to create something new and fresh, that still finds time to give a nod to the games that inspired it. The goals are simple, match three of a kind in a row and keep going until your opponent is defeated, but the execution is carried out in a much more mystical way.

For one thing the blocks aren't just coloured circles. They're money, skulls and mana, all with different properties that affect the outcome of the battle. Collecting skulls does damage to your opponent, money can be collected for later upgrades and mana is stored for spells and healing. These spells can easy be selected in battle and help you change the rules of the fight or simply drain more health from your opponent.

The RPG elements continue further afield as well; cheesy adventure music, talking head cut scenes and even EXP leveling up all help add to the authenticity of the experience. There's even a basic plot (and a quick play mode for those who want instant action) and whimsical enemies to fight. It's all there, in a rather tight little package. Everything is simplistic in its execution, but there are lots of little bits that add to the flavour, without distracting from the core 'three of a kind' focus.

Downsides? Well for beginners it's nothing more than a game of luck. You try your best to get skulls together, only for your opponent to have the next turn and take opportunities away. Or you find the only piece you can actually move is one that will line skulls up for your rival. Half the victories I had were based on dumb luck, with my opponent missing skulls so obvious he deserved to perish. Fine for the first few levels but later foes are far less oblivious. So by that point you'll need to learn how to really play the game by thinking moves ahead and lining up several combos to get the results you need.

Puzzle Quest doesn't ever betray its RPG foundations. Sometimes this means the fights are tough and require genuine thought, but that's something RPG fans will be more than familiar with. As you learn more spells and fully grasp the mana system you'll soon find you are more than equipped to do the job. Success is just a few level-ups away (and if that doesn't sound like an RPG then I don't know what else to say).

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